If you’ve ever dealt with an addiction to the crack cocaine of dating apps more popularly known as Tinder, you likely know firsthand just how stressful it can be when it comes to picking out the perfect profile picture and bio to ensure you maximize your matches.
You’d probably think the key to being popular on Tinder is an attractive photo and an interesting description of yourself, and while I’m sure those are fairly effective, there’s apparently another strategy you can take that’s just as efficient: posing as a toilet.
One man spent a week on Tinder posing as a toilet named Oilet (naturally), and says he managed to rack up more than 200 matches (and just as many terrible toilet-related puns) in only seven days.
That’s right, people on Tinder are more interested in talking to a toilet than to you.
Good luck recovering from that blow to your self-esteem.